January 2011
2011 in 27 minutes.
2011 will be the year I tug on this chain with full strength until it breaks! It’ll be the year that my golden plan will start to formulate! And I want to thank that random old lady I met at a party for that motivational mini speech haha she was so cute. She told me to do it so I’ll do it! 2011 prepare to be Kung-Fu kicked in the trachea!
Aaaaah 1 hour before the new year and I’m having one of those “I wanna just fucking run away” moments :( PERFECT FUCKING TIMING! hoooooo patience is a real bitch sometimes huh?
December 2010
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
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The GIF. ^
AH I NEED TO GO ON A DIET
Got so fat cause quit smoking. When I get back its only salad and fish yo! I miss nicotine though :(
MEEEEH another blizzardy day. More time for reflecting I guess… Omg I’m so bored right nowwww
Woah had so much time to think about stuffs today because its a blizzard day. Reflected about all the lessons of 2010. Hmmmmm gained a lot of insight. Why do I have a feeling that I will have to make a tough decision soon.
TUMBLING FROM THE CAR
Still in New York almost in Massachusetts. This road trip is sooooo loooong and boring. Imma nap and think about stuff :)
"When you’re making love under LSD, it’s as though...
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holy fuckin shit yo o__O gotta try that sometime!
Taylor Swift is now my enemy because she keeps raising the bar! Too much competition! 1st that Jonas brother, hmmm okay no problem I can beat a Jonas brother any day. THEN she’s dating Taylor Lautner, hmmm okay I’ll just do some intense crunches then I’ll beat him. NOOOOW she’s dating fucking Jake Gyllenhaal, how the holy hell am I supposed to beat those puppy dog eyes?...
“Men are the best cooks because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl’s tummy for 9 months” I don’t know who said that but I chuckled.
SKYPE YOU PIECE OF NIPPLE PIGMENT! SIGN ME IN! :(
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And if I heared the Angels sing I’d Sing it back to you and bring the Sound of heaven ringing just for you And if I saw the sun fall down I’d pick it up and make a crown One that was a perfect fit for you. We could take a walk Into the apple orchard by the school We could make a little residue We could find a place to stay A secret little hide away Spend a little time inside of you I...
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Mermaid Theory is true!
Oh man oh no oh man oh no. The mermaid theory is actually true! Just now a girl who I wasn’t attracted to at all suddenly turned into a mermaid! Holy shitzz she’s so pretty now. waaaaaauuuuwww mesmerrrrrizzzzzinnngggg. It happened exactly like in “how I met your mother” like she instantaneously turned into a mermaid.
~Tell me baby what’s your story? Where you come from and where you wanna go this time. Tell me lover are you lonely? The thing we need is never all that hard to find~
I feel like listening to someone’s story and have a nice HEEEEART TO HEEEEART about L I F E with. It’s hard to come across someone who can do that with ya these days.
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Avoid Awkwardness: story of my life...
